would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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