hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize