I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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