Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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