A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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