hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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