idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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