Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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