so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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