I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
