I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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