Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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