she sounds like chewbacca in bed
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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