Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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