she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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