Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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