her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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