Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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