We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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