just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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