Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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