Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So squirting runs in the family.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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