Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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