Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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