How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm always down for nudity.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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