break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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