Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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