Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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