Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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