id be glad to
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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