You just made me feel so damn special
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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