Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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