i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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