Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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