We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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