Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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