Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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