It's like a parade of train wrecks.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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