I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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