so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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