Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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