OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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