and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I am midnight drunk by noon
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Randomize
