i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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