His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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