So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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