Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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