marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
