I'm drive I can fine osifer
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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