let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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