your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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