I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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