In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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