You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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